A Message to the Haters and Those Who Jack Swagger

We are adding to our team! With special attention and extraordinary focus on connecting with individuals that will grow most immediately and long-term with our company, we have brought on some exemplary new Mobsters. Every firm’s goal is to create a work environment full of top talent. We are not the only company looking for these types of individuals. Our newest and brightest additions have recently reported cases of Swagger-Jacking. That is, to say, other firms claiming to be partnered with us, selling our products, or creating our ideas. We assure you, we are ONE OF A KIND and the ONLY firm in Michigan exercising an agreement with our focus client.

Flashmob Solutions honors honesty, and that’s what we are all about. We are revolutionary. We are winners, go-getters, and competitors. We are true to our clients and anyone with whom we meet. We have caught wind of some clouds raining on our parade.

It’s time for a crucial conversation:

Don’t be peanut butter & jealous.
Don’t hate us cause you ain’t us.
Haters gon’ hate, potatoes gon’ potate.
We smell better than you.
♪ Don’t hate us ’cause we’re beautiful ♪ (thanks Keri Hilson).
You see us [high] rollin’, you hatin’.

And lastly,

Can’t touch this.

Haters Gon' Hate

We encourage constructive communication and appreciate any feedback to better our firm. Our priority, though, remains with those with whom we do business. We understand that this may fluster haters. Eyes may cross, vision may go blurry, but we will stay focused (despite our camera man).

Hope you all have a wonderful weekend!


Flashmob Solutions